Oof

Seems particularly tasteless to highlight his familiarity with the long fly.

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

Wow. I just learned that the pants that come with a suit can be worn sans jacket. And in any other combination of clothing. Sick.

After listening to 18 months of “Rogue One is going to suck because Gareth Edwards wants to make a gritty war movie and there is no way Disney lets him kill everyone off”, and then actually seeing Rogue One, I’m assigning this article “the hottest take” status.

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

And he’s still more respected by the military than the lawyer with no military experience he replaced.

Fuck you jalopnik. Keep your political views to yourself. You dickheads assuming you know an ounce of shit about veterans is a disgrace.

Right, because veterans and widows have never ever been at a SOTU address before.

Nice to see you don’t let your own political views influence your writing.

i found tarkin to be entirely and amazingly acceptable to the point of wtfing over and over in his scenes, but leia to be somewhat dollish. neither took anything away from my enjoyment of this spectacular film.

This would have been an interesting Foxtrot Alpha article. We’d have seen serious analysis of the problem from Tyler.

Yep. This is the kind of crap that gives the naysayers a chance to nay say.

I am very much a believer in doing everything we can to prevent climate change. But this anecdotal evidence at best.