Errrh... no, not really. This is a nuclear reactor we're talking about, not a bomb. It's both slightly better and a lot worse than a bomb.

Actually, both Fukushima Daiichi and Daini have in the past been under scrutiny for all kinds of mishaps, coverups, accidents and leaks. This is exactly the reason why nuclear power is so unsafe: Greed.

I'm really tempted to post "that's what she said" or "cool story, bro", but I don't think I will. These memes get awfully cheesy after a while (probably 5 minutes or so).

I once missed a planet (I believe it was Mars) in my pocket and it melted. The chocolate stains were really hard to get out. True story, bro.

I could've gone with "pork", but I'm a vegetarian... And pineapple seemed wrong somehow.

It's a planet full of ninjas. What did you expect?

Yo Tyche, I'm real' happy for you an' I'mma let you finish, but Pluto is one of our favourite planets of all time. One of our favourite planets of all time!

That's one pissed-off dwarf, that is. And all of it only because they ran out of nose hair clippers at Walmart Mercury.

They're like groupies. Hang around long enough and they'll basically just show up by themselves. Just ask Mick Jagger or Bono.

My very excellent mother just served us nine PINK(!) tacos. Eat that, NASA!

This.

Not really the kind of content I'm looking for when coming to Gizmodo.

Hide My Ass has worked fine for me.

@Master_Soda: Despite being colourblind.

@rafash10n: I suppose so. Although I'd still prefer he bought dinner first.

@shengokai: Right. It's a glorified fleshlight.

As long as it turns Stubenhocker into Sporthocker, I don't see a problem with it. The fewer fat German kids, the better.

@fred242: -s.

I'm still waiting for the day when humanity is saved from SkyNet by Anonymous, using a combination of ion cannons and crudely drawn penises to completely crash all servers. (Un-)Fortunately, shortly after being hailed as humanity's heroes, they'll ruin whatever good standing they had by gangbanging the Summer Glau…

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