@teknoboy66: Screw this!

All the references are already made.

@Mike De Lucia: I have been using the same Trackman Wheel from Logitech for longer than I care to remember (10+ years). It's still working fine, and as along as there are USB2.0 compatible ports, I don't think that will ever change.

Do you think the wolves will be able to get counseling now?

So for the Yoga flame, you... vomit?

@CaptainJack: The logo is already being looked on with a chuckle. Have you read the rest of these comments?

@TechHaze: SkyNet created content.

@wjbean: Captain Syria?

@DrinkYourMilk: "if only these were the 90s"

@Yeah!: Yeah!

Not available in Germany, either. Lame move.

@MrHaroHaro: there is an app for that, actually. iSMEStorage app works with Skydrive.

@djscruffy: Just a doctor at the local hospital.

@jje37: That fox was a cheetah.

I think I'll be fine stopping by one of the local bars after work. Because at work, I frequently get to see just what drunken stupor and intoxication with various greenery (including mushrooms) can lead to.

@Ivriniel: Why do you think they bashed each others' heads in so frequently? Anything to pass the time!

@ortizlgnd4: It's all good. These days, at least for a little longer, I'm in Germany, where the legal drinking age is all of 16. Never mind I'm almost twice that now, but they do serve awfully good wine around these parts...

@forsinain42: Poo!

Whatever you shoot, use Hans Zimmer music as the underlying score. Hans Zimmer could make the still life of a heap of dog poo sound awesome. Not even steaming poo. Just regular poo.

@StupidPopMediaReference: Your agitated molecules on a stick are causing a particular unpleasant feeling to the nerve endings in my epidermis...!