@kitkatklub123: He also watches NASCAR for the racing...

@bainelaker: I had thought that would get your attention...

@xamenek: Fare thee well, humour:

Why would I want an alarm clock that remote-teabags me in the morning? Either this product is aimed at a fairly narrow slice of the general demographic or a lot of people are a lot kinkier than I thought...

"Here are some names of people that bullied me when I went to school, sniped parking spaces from me, stole my newspaper on more than one occasion and looked at my imaginary girlfriend the wrong way. Now, what could I do with these names... Oh lordy, I almost forgot I work at a private entity charged with ferreting out…

@Luke Bennett: Lies!

Face it: People who watch movies are fucking morons. They'll gobble up just about anything studios concoct, and they'll pretty much pay any price as long as Halle Berry or Hugh Jackman show a little tit. Movie goers have no idea how to use current technology to get the movies they want to watch before they're even…

I like the added functionality in Air Sharing and its competitors, but I'll wait for the iOS update before I pay for something that might become obsolete within two months.

I like what the MacBook Air stands for: Ultrasleek design, ultimate portability of the laptop form factor, taking a stand for the point of view that physical media are on the way out.

The trouble with Samsung, at least in my experience, isn't build quality. It's software. With Android, maybe this won't be a shortcoming.

By the time this is cheap enough to be worth it for the general penny-pinching consumer, cloud storage will be so ridiculously cheap that Blu-ray still won't be worth it.

As long as it has John Cusack musing about indie music and super volcanoes, I believe it will sell. If in doubt, ask Nick Hornby to write a novel about it...

Gadget porn - the tech connoisseur's secret about Victoria (and her mobile phone).

"Honey, can you put on the Playstation? I'd like to have a quick word about the savegame that accidentally got deleted yesterday..."

CEOs these days spend too much time admiring their diminutive dicks to notice when to nut up and shut up.

The real beef I have with these business models is that studios still cling to the antiquated notion of national boundaries.

@WetSkeletonz: @artdude102 @Unholy_Hero I wasn't referring to the time it takes to load. My point was, if you're taking notes in class, why are you worried about putting them in sparkly letters, different colours, evenly spaced and tabbed, set to order, italicised, bolded, under- and overlined and with a sugary…

The image said "rugged" to me, but the video is... "bland"?

I was going to say something about dust in that ultraviolet wind of infant stars, but then I decided just looking at that image a little while longer was completely satisfactory...

@roger.donoghue: I get it. And I suppose, if you have invested in a Sonos setup, this is the way to go. It's comfy, something I've come to appreciate in Apple products after wrangling the Tux for a very long time.