@DancingMan: Or mistake an iPad for its smaller cousin.

@BlunderBus: lol, no phone is worth the double.

@Nick: After seeing the Woz dance, that comment wasn't nearly as funny as it could have been. He actually can be quite elegant...

@Groo8: It never worked for Wile E. Coyote...

@pz: Why use a pogo when you can have somebody else do it for you? That's the American way!

@5speed: Or... damn vivid imagination...

So many completely inappropriate and politically incorrect jokes to make, so little time.

@the glamwich: My thoughts to a T.

@Juaco: Global warming, war on terror, melted ice cream - the applications are endless!

@fate47 - meh.: facepalm is better than both of those.

@Maave: This is not the... [/bla]

@koohyar.hasani: I'm shocked to find I wouldn't be that surprised if this turned out to be true.

@confusedpublic: I got nothing. When I was 18, I was still doing odd jobs here and there. Nothing that would add up to 40k, but then again, I might not be as economically inspired as 18 year olds on online dating sites. Back in the day, I still picked up girls at parties and, well, mostly parties.

@jacobestes: Quite the contrary.

@bigtimes: Why? It's clearly empirical evidence!

It could've been worse, you know?

"I arrrrrr ze mighty gott ov zundrrrrr!"

@ryoshi: That's supposedly because a lot of men think women's torsi don't grow after they pass 5'5" and instead expect only the legs to get longer.

@AndwuH: You might be screwed, but if you're shrewd about it and figure out what to put in the "???" part, you can still profit!