I still kinda want to bang him because it would feel like such an achievement

I don’t have much for this, sorry. I’m not clear on the part about not getting up and walking out after the part about the live-in baby/baby-mama came up. Oh, and spelling the word “jipped” doesn’t make it any less offensive. Sorry.

So my partner and I have really good sex. And don’t you ever dare tell him that I said this but the best sex I ever had was with a pizza delivery guy.

How will I find a nice boy to court me while my parents sit between us and don’t let us hold hands for Jesus if I don’t wear eyeliner? EVEN THE DUGGARS WEAR EYELINER, MOM.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

When my son passed away, he was 14 months old and a friend had brought his young daughter up from KY for the funeral. It was late January and she had never seen snow so she started doing snow angels and playing in the snow at the cemetery. The other kids who were there were looking at their parents for the same…

Like most of my family stories, this one is fucked up. My father died pretty young, after spending about half my life avoiding me because I look and sound too much like my mother, his ex-wife but spent time with my brother. His brothers, my uncles, don’t know me because my hag grandmother declared my brother and I…

I wasn’t there for it, but I felt horrible for my mom when she went to her mother’s funeral. Her mother was rasied Southern Baptsist but converted to Catholicism when she married my grandfather. She was very happy with her newfound religion and was very devout. My granndma died after losing a battle with lung, stomach…

Many years ago one of my very good friends died suddenly. The circumstances were pretty bad but he had this super cool hippie mom. His mom was the mom who’s house we always wanted to hang out at as teenager. So when he died she decided to bring him home and some friends made him a pine box and she decorated it with…

So are they deliberately whitewashing the situation, in your (humble, I’m sure) opinion, or should first-wave feminists in Britain simply have said, “Damn! We didn’t make our racial equality quota! Just go on home, girls: no vote for us!”?

I think if you just present and don’t otherwise try to provoke him and he goes for it, that’s good enough? IDK I’m ashamed of how much thought I’m giving this (though my answer to the poll was somewhere between ‘no’ and ‘what the actual fuck’).

im not gunna fuck him but he is both swag and gentlemanly classiness incarnate

I have long had the theory that the Japanese people are possibly aliens in disguise. Like they are trying to blend in with us lower life forms but their social shit is always jyst a bit off. This merely confirms my theory.

I was just in hot topic about 30 min ago (long story....never going back if possible but I needed something very specific) and they had a shirt that said “shabani wouldn’t look at you” and I thought “man I really AM old. I have no idea what that means”.