Uh-huh. You know you're here on the Internet right now, right? Kinda hard to claim the high ground when you're doing the exact same fucking thing as me.

Get a life, says the guy who fucking lived to tear down a fresh new writer every Saturday. It's funny that you really do believe your own bullshit.

Oh BonMorte, you lying sack of shit. We've talked at least a half dozen times on the essays and you know who I am. You were chearing me on when I came to your defense on principle the first time Max gave you a warning. Taylor absolutely did ban you on this post right here:http://gawker.com/to-california-…