I know it's not often that horror flicks get acknowledged at the big awards shows, but Isabelle gave such a great performance in Orphan that it should've been critically recognized.

I always had a soft spot for Mad Madam Mim. As the only female character in The Sword in the Stone, Mim was more than able to match wits with Merlin, and almost bested him in the magic-off. Truthfully she is the madam in "Cheeky Madam".

I'm personally more invested in the possibility of Les Adventures d'Arbor Mist.

There is definitely feminist content on Jez, but it often gets overpowered by sensationalistic crap. I can certainly appreciate where you're coming from.

As a white five year old growing up in suburban England I caused quite a stir with my beautiful black Cabbage Patch doll. My parents had let me pick out any doll I wanted, and I was immediately drawn to Coltilda (I don't even know why I gave her this terrible name) with her shining ebony locks and her purple velvety…

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he used his lead pipe. Laid it down, if you will. :P

Suck a bag of dicks, Dr. Drew. You're exploiting people for your own profit.

OH NO, ANITA NO!

And she's a cylon. (:

In terms of Lucy badassery, you're right: Xena is better. In terms of shows, BSG wins hands down.

Lucy Lawless is awesome and she was in Battlestar Galactica. The end.

I don't need to pay $60 for someone to tell me that my english bulldog is smart. He's figured out that all he has to do is make this awful noise that can only be equated to a mixture of dying parrots, sheep, and dolphins, and my boyfriend and I will give him whatever he wants.

I think this might be a geographical phenomenon. I am a research scientist at a university in the north eastern US, and I know first hand that there is no shortage of female physicians, biological researchers, lab technicians or science students in this area. I don't, however, have a handle on science/tech rates in…

Win.

You're right, but there's a difference between flirtiness and being downright pervy.

I always thought it was in a sad, weathered way. Not so much in a creepy seductive way.

WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO PERVY-LOOKING?! This looks like a still from a shitty porn, not from The Hunger Games. "Oh, why Katniss, that bow looks so heavy. Let me show you how to use it properly since you're just a lowly woman. My, your arms are nicely developed." BOW-CHICA-WOW-WOW.

Here's a true tale to fuel all of your fantasies about why it's totally okay to cyber-stalk your ex:

Good job, Mac! I would've loved to have seen either Sarah Robles or Holley Mangold in an ad, thus eschewing strong and fat stereotypes at the same time.

Working as a biological scientist is the best job evar.