“How would you have written the headline to be more acceptable?” How about ‘Mercury is closer to Earth than Venus on average’

FYI, “humanoid android” is redundant.

Actually, what’s amusing is to watch the Darwinite press try to twist 100 million years of stasis into their “evolution” craziness. “This suggests that birds evolved their unique plumage arrangements over 100 million years ago, and it hasn’t had to change very much—if at all—over time.” The evidence shows no…