Had a bacon double cheese burger at Burger king like 20 years ago that I still remember. Never had one that even came close since. Possibly because I was drunk, but I have been drunk 1000's of times since and ordered them and still never as good!

All you had to do was press the button 2 times in a row and it would have shut off. I sell Chevrolet and when we plow the lot we put every key on a huge ring and walk around starting all the cars. We shut everyone of them off with no keys anywhere near them.

I would still go to Chick fil a If they burned down 3 orphanages, called me a cracker to my face while ordering, and then did an abortion in the kitchen while live streaming it.

I would like to see the outrage if Rex had grabbed the woman and then rested his head on her back!

I am amazed at how many people think everything they are doing at that moment is so important. You could take 99% of peoples phones away for a week and they wouldn’t miss anything. delete a bunch of emails, check texts asking whats for dinner or what their favorite color is, and check facebook and instagram memes…

The have signal eliminating paint now, although it is very expensive!

What are you going to do that second about mom being sick, race over with chicken soup?, fuck your kid tell the idiot to get a ride from someone else or walk!

IS it possible Black people and women don’t want any thing to do with craft beer? I think craft beer chuds are insufferable, so is it possible Black people and women do too and they want no part of it?

Kyle Busch win every race he enters other than cup series and he wins more of those than any other driver. 

The stages are good for the tracks that a driver gets out front by 5 or 6 seconds and just stays there. At lease everyone has a shot on the restart to crash him out. 

should upload a dash cam video from today! I am coming down the street at 35 (legal speed on this road) Old coot turning left, turns right in front of me and when she notices I am going to hit her STOPS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! No gas it, and get out of the way or realize that she couldn’t make it, and stop before…

I would like to have a closed course exhibition to prove that I could drive at 1.5 on the Breathalyzer better than this 80 year old guy.  

If you are going fast enough wouldn’t it just skip like a rock then sink? 

My wife and I moved to Oklahoma for a few years, and they too had a unique trait. We named it the Oklahoma belly, they could be the hottest girl, in shape and turn around and just have a huge beer belly. It didn’t matter if they were 16 or 40 All the women had Oklahoma bellies!

not low demand for sure, they sold out nation wide in about a week, there are waiting lists 1000's deep to try and get one.

destination is included in the $59995

I am in Michigan and ours are all going for MSRP owner will not allow anyone to sell anything over MSRP!

I say let just the cars in the playoffs race, It would be neat to see just 4 cars on the track for the championship.

BELIEVE ALL VICTIMS! Let the healing begin!

There will be none on the lot till 2021 as 2020 has been sold out for weeks to customer orders.