or under a bridge overpass.

I was 16 driving my 75 Camaro my dad bought me for my first car. Some idiot in a newer Trans am 95 or so pulls up next to me at a red light, and decides it would be a good time to spin the tires till the light changed. He takes off doing probably 100 by the time I could barely see his brake lights come on. Next thing…

Why would you buy this car to begin with unless you own a pizza place?

Those are the updated engines that I have in my current boat!

Not sure why it is so shocking to people that he was doing coke and working. Experienced users will never show signs of most drugs. I had a $1200 a week pill habit and it took my wife over a year to figure it out. The only way she found out was the way the sheets smell as that many pills per day secrete an obnoxious…

roughly 60 ounces.

I smoke in my leased cars and I use one of these before turning in the lease every time. Every lease inspection has come back as non smoker car.

My dogs were looking over my shoulder I told them to get the fuck on, same thing you should have done.

I can guarantee your kids have called you a fuck head more than once!

I have eaten lunch in every car I have ever owned every day! That includes hooters wings, subs, soup and salad. what kind of slobs can’t keep a clean car? I take everything in when I am done eating never leave food in the car. My last 4 cars have all been leases, and I work at the dealer where they inspect the cars,…

Our dealer charges $75 document fee, which I feel is fair. This goes to the 10 girls in the office that spend all day typing paperwork, getting plates, and applying for rebates through the manufacturer. I’m sure they could use just 3, but then people would complain, Why do I have to wait 3 days to come get my car?…

Dealer gets a buy rate say 2.99%, which can be raised to lets say 5.99% so the dealer gets that 3% of rate increase.

Nope Barbara for sure!

Just LOL’d thinking of all the homeless people in Detroit walking around in cop uniforms!

That hair has to be a fucking toupee, no asshole in their right mind would cut their hair like that.

If reincarnation exists I would hope to come back as this guys next cat, knowing my luck I will become a shit house rat.

Never once used amazon for anything. I think I may have ordered something online 3 times but never from Amazon!

I have never once put up Christmas lights because I know my lazy ass won’t take them down! I wish more people would follow my lead.

I have had the next to the darkest tint on my last 4 cars not once pulled over for it.

better one in front of my house.