I would much rather fly with a peacock than shitty kids. At least this would be neat to look at, your filthy kids on the other hand are not special in any way, and they suck.

Do cops when they reach a certain age not have to do any physical testing? Because I have seen some straight up slobs that couldn’t run after a fleeing sloth.

That is funny, I caught my 160 lb. Great dane licking the spaghetti sauce out of the open pan as I was cooking it, I thought the exact same thing how many times has she done this where I didn’t catch her? Also how did she not burn her tongue?

The binder book story made me laugh. When I bought my boat last year (32' fountain with twin merc racing 500's)the guy asked If I wanted all the paperwork he had for the boat he owned since new? I said absolutely, so he shows up at the bank for closing with 2 duffel bags of papers. This guy gave me reciepts from…

I have 2 neighbors on either side of me that both have abarths. They are both women.

What was wrong with gap from the dealer? We sell gap for $399, Esurance told a customer they can ad gap to their insurance for $10 per month I said ok, so you would rather pay $720 for Gap instead of $399? She said yes my agent said that their gap insurance was a better deal. Some people are just stupid enough to be…

yes, but then again they would have to survive the abortion to get to the age needed to ride on a hood.

Some people are just weak people and have no communication skills. My next door neighbor when we moved in told my wife and I to do what we want, and she would never call the cops, if we bothered her she would come tell us. We have lived next door to her for 12 years now and she was true to her word, we have parties in…

I think this is right on par with the germans.

Are those nut coolers? That is fantastic!

or these guys

We love doing this at houghton lake in Michigan in the winter. Much faster getting to the bar than going all the way around the lake.

First day selling cars about 16 years ago, I was shadowing a little gay mexican guy (we became great friends and are to this day) A customer (big burly farmer in overalls) comes in to look at an avalanche and my buddy says is the vehicle for you? The customer says yes it is. He then asks are you comparing this to any…

They are just getting big I think they have staying power, they are only 20 years old too.

If they want to hear modern Led Zeppelin throw on some Gretta Van Fleet, great new band. Slash’s new stuff is very good as well.

Drag racing is 3 seconds behind the wheel, NASCAR is 3 hours, I would say that is a bit different.

Thanks, The only strange looks I got was in the Corvette, for some reason people think those are supposed to sit in a garage all winter? I have never once had a problem driving it in the snow with the Sotto Zero snow tires.

I have had snow tires on my 2010 corvette, 2014 CTS-V, and now 2016 Camaro SS. They have made it through everything Michigan has thrown at them, and never been stuck in any of them.

Even just a few years ago GM would use nearly the same drive train in the Corvette and Camaro and the HP number would be about 15 to 20 lower.

I never understand why anyone would have kids if it is going to get them to just scrape by? I still haven’t been told a benefit of having kids?