No one is going to mention the nice booty on the first accident victim?

You are right. I stared selling chevy in Oklahoma. Complete 180 of the experience here. They are as shady and corrupt as most people think dealers are. I couldn’t have been more excited when I started here in Michigan, and found that it was actually pleasant for customers to shop here, and they looked forward to…

yep service dept.

I can never understand how you get hit by a train? You have to be one of the stupidest people on earth! What was wrong with the car that she decided to just get out and abandon it? Did she lose her mind when she saw the train?

Sterling heights, about 20 minutes north of Detroit at the top selling chevy dealer in the United states. 550 to 750 cars per month, not anywhere near rural

I have been at my dealership for 10 years, and only saw 2 people leave, and that was because they were fired. Owner would fire anyone that lied to a customer. He said if you have to lie to sell a car he will not keep you!

Sales sheet showing four different payment/down payment options with the idea the person buying the car won’t ask how much the car is!

Man not sure where these people work? I sell Chevy in Michigan we are open 9 am till 6pm and till 9pm on Monday and Thursday. No saturday or Sundays. Every sales person here has been here at least 10 years. We work our own deals, no manager involved at all and that includes Finance (back end products) We work the deal…

I would have eaten a bullet if this was me! I can’t even imagine having 1 kid, let alone 4 that young, This is exactly what my nightmares are made of! I would rather take in 4 feral mountain lions, at least it would be interesting, and my home would sustain less damage!

That wasn’t even the scariest thing that happened with that truck! The worst was the master cylinder failed while going 45MPH and brake pedal snapped right to the floor with no brakes coming to a busy intersection. I calmly threw the truck in park and tried the emergency brake which also didn’t work, My last ditch…

Wow not sure what state you live in, but In Michigan we open at 9am close at 6pm, except Monday and Thursday till 9pm. Closed Saturday and Sunday. Everyone at the Chevy dealer I work at have been here at least 10 years. We all make 100K to $120k consistently. Every person here is married, and I am the only sales…

I owned a catering truck about 10 years ago, like the ones you see on all the cooking shows that you cook on. I was getting gas and noticed my back getting hot and people running everywhere. I calmly turned around took out the pump nozzle and put the gas cap back on. people were losing their minds! This happened about…

I guess I don’t understand everyone’s easily hurt feelings? My wife made mashed potatoes for thanksgiving dinner that we were required to bring, she over blended them with the hand mixer, and turned them to glue. I took one bite and dumped them in the garbage, she still laughs about it to this day! I tell her her…

I love listening to my friends complain about me not having kids, I feel bad for less than a second then get back to my nice stuff that isn’t ruined by kids!

Reminds me of last year while I was at secretary of state (DMV) for plates. I’m sitting in the stanky, boring office when I notice cop cars surrounding the place. In comes cops with guns drawn and they throw a youngish white kid on the floor and cuff him. He apparently bought a 2015 Jeep grand Cherokee for $5000 on…

I’ve seen the sun and moon everyday for 40 years, Excuse me it didn’t get me excited to watch them pass each other.

I was really talking about the people that came from 1000's of miles away and spent 3 days waiting for 2 minutes of viewing the sun and moon that we see on a daily basis cross each other.

I am amazed that people went to see that eclipse as a Vacation. I couldn’t think of a more boring way to spend vacation. I didn’t even go outside at the time of the eclipse as it was not something I would even stop brushing my teeth to see!

I can watch about 30 minutes of live leak before I get that weird uneasy feeling in my stomach.

I am in Detroit every weekend I have been to Fox theater in the last year for a concert, They can tear that joint down anytime, would not hurt my feelings!