I got a little teary when he presented Paula with the kicky Nine West pumps.

I like Clue. It's a free period app. It doesn't really work for telling me when I'm about to start, but that's because I switched medications last year and my cycles have been unpredictable.

Maybe the next time Barry fucks with the timeline (or maybe Superboy Prime will show up and punch reality) Ray will get retconned as Ted Kord.

It's a testament to Wentworth Miller that I read that line perfectly in his voice.

And he stopped calling Ray "Haircut"! Look at the respect.

Wait, you're winning and you run this? I call shenanigans!

#duetforwhitejoshandbroomdarryl

"Dear God, thank you for this boba. Bless the hands that rolled these tapioca balls. Is that how boba is made? I'm not sure."
"Don't you only say grace before a meal?"
"Boba is a drink that you eat."

Much like menstrual cycles, boob jiggle tends to synch up.

So there's an infinite number of universes?

HELLO, MEGAN!

Was there, in this other universe, a holiday party at Gregson’s house
that Sherlock and Joan attended where Sherlock looked around at his
pictureless walls and decided this man needed the marriage state as soon
as a suitable candidate could be found?

Conviction on… Tuesday.

I'm hoping one of the episode-ending bits has this happen. Possibly a scene of White Josh dancing with Broom Darryl.

She settled her vendetta against vases.

A small taste is all you need to make you think you've died and gone to heaven.

The latest Cook's Illustrated has a recipe for Joël Robuchon potatoes if you want to maximize your butter consumption.

Then there’s the Ferguson-Bishop White Immersion Program

Kevin Can Wait, oh let's say Thursday.

Our tones seem very pointed right now.