In case you didn't pause to read everything, some highlights from Wormwood's Evil To Do List:

I'm with @Sillstaw:disqus—I want it to be Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, but my final answer is Dr. Ken.

I assume Mary will be back to her mourning black next week. It's a shame Spain didn't work out, she looks gorgeous in red.

But he was in your favorite movie, This Means War.

This is great news! I thought all of USA's comedies had been canceled. I had dreamed that Playing House, Benched, Sirens, and Enlisted (since there were some rumors USA would save it) would make a very pleasant evening of comedy. I guess I can be happy that at least one of those shows survived.

Why does Ross, the largest of the friends, not simply eat the other five?

Yeah, one of my first thoughts was funding Planned Parenthood forever.

England as a conspiracy of cartographers, not being vs. being not on
boats, stark raving sane, love vs. rhetoric vs. blood (they're all
blood).

Yes and no? I agree we shouldn't forget it. But you still get people saying they're avoiding all dubs because of Cloverway's stupidity. It's been 16 years since then, and English-language dubbing has improved a lot. Cloverway doesn't even exist anymore! But all American dubbing companies got tarred by their fucked-up…

Wow, you guys got here fast this time. Usually it takes a few hours before you all start clogging up the comments.

American dubbing is never, ever going to live down changing lesbians to cousins in Sailor Moon.

STOP GIVING CASSIE CLAIRE MONEY.

Niki Yang's line reading of “I’m going to mount you now," good lord. I mean, well done on the creepy factor there.

Love Catherine planning out their alibi:

Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're Pearls.

Many of the northern Canadian islands are missing

Which explains all the unresolved sexual tension between Jesus and Judas.

That was a really excellent cold open. I don't watch The Grinder (it's actually on my Cancellation League slate, helping to keep me at the bottom of the scores), but I kept the teevee on after B99, and that opening made me laugh and think "oh, maybe I should give this show a try." Sadly, the rest of the episode did…

I'm pulling for Lehrerium.

Sapphire's Foundation got totally Muled by Ruby?