Tucci was so great in Fortitude. The smirking!

The real reason is obvious, it's to fuck with Franko's Cancellation League.

Has anyone noticed a box of Chocos on his desk?

"Rot in hell, Zack."

I guess at NYCC this year Alan Tudyk expressed some interest in him and Nathan Fillion playing Blue and Gold, respectively.

WOO BOTTOM FIVE!

Capaldi's hair has grown to positively Tom Baker-esque proportions. All teeth and curls, indeed!

Wish we still had the old commenting system, if only for it saying "0 Reasonable Discussions."

I'm waiting until my nephews are 7 and 10 to introduce them to phenomenology.

Catherine, dropping the mic on Narcisse: "I'm also a hell of a lot more fun." (saunters off, not-so subtly caressing her velvet-clad bum)

Can I be people?

Curse your dopeness, Vibe!

Irrespective of how good the 8th Doctor's stories are — and when it means we get more Paul McGann doing things, they're always going to be at least decent

Hell's teeth, how did I miss that newswire?!

This is the Doctor Who news they report on today? Not the Big Finish 10th Doctor/Donna series announcement?

Woohoo! Back in the bottom ten!

Perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy.

Ashildr confirmed as the ancestor of Dennis Reynolds.

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

I thought the first season was super-fun and full of the best sort of batshittery you could hope for from a CW costume drama. The second season lost its footing rather a lot, but I think—I hope—we're back on track for the third. We've already gotten a surprise cock-severing death and I was really praying another…