I am supremely curious how they play it. It’s either “Don’t Root For the Cardinals in the Playoffs” or its a guest spot by Leitch. Either way, I’m a diehard Redbirds fan and can’t wait to read it.

Because you’re the type of guy who thought Jek Porkins was going to make it through the assault on the Death Star.

Cardinals fan here getting more and more nervous with each “Why You Should Root For ______” editorial. It’s going to be a goddammed massacre. I can’t watch.

Every time I see that GIF I think “wow...and there’s a woman in this world who let that guy fuck her without a condom on purpose no less than three times” and it gives me hope for a brighter world for every man.