My dad use to put a cardboard standee of Dolph Lundgren as The Punisher in our window when we would go out of town to deter thieves. Like, "Oh shit! Dolph's home and he looks pissed!"

He seems to be reading the latest issue of Gigantic Asses.

Currently she is married to JJ's father.

That's exactly what I hoped this was when I read the headline.

It's reverse psychology

Funny, I find myself incapable of anything but laughter when I see his face.

The Pokemon games, which I didn't really play until I was in college, always made me wish that Digimon had better video games. Goddamn, I still wish Digimon had games as good as Pokemon.

And the diminished gluteal syndrome

I looked into it and didn't see anything that said it was a role, from the way the response was worded in the interview I read it was a real voice mail, but it didn't say that exactly. Even still, it plays very convincingly. Though Gabriella wasn't an ex gf from what I read, but someone that Scott worked with…

But isn't Mike Watt everyone's dad?

There's also a recording of Scott's now ex wife on "If it's the Beaches" which given their divorce is that much more heart-wrenching.

I've always loved the word simply for how Craig Ferguson says it as Mr. Wick on the Drew Carey Show.

"Actually, 'Maybe Tonight' was a very popular candy slogan and the chances were one in eight."

"Shakes? You don't know what you're gettin."