As long as this isn't Bob Costas on the night of the Closing Ceremonies, I'll be ok.

This was taken at the Belmont at 2011. Costas was on the platform to give his 45 seconds on the mic before the race, and everyone at the starting gate was pretty drunk and yelling at him. Costas came over to greet the crowd, and a dude chucked this full Coors Light to him.

YEAST MODE!

I know they lost but I'd like to congratulate the guy who keeps throwing up the middle finger on being the biggest douche bag in the world.

'Bunch of loosers'
-Bama fan

Look at this shit! Is this Gordon Gecko Jr.? Who asks for this shit as an 8 year old? I'm shocked hookers and blow aren't on this wishlist.

Correction: this was actually Andres's second apology of the broadcast... the first time he asked viewers to forgive his wonton remarks.

Completely, such an odd slant to this story. We're definitely in slippery slope territory here.

Lin is quite simply on fire tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

The last time these two double-teamed a rock star was after an Eddie Cochran concert.

A Bears fan leaves burn marks on someone and then a cop shows up to arrest him... somebody must have called the Brandin' Marshal.

IT PUTS THE FREE THROW IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

Big Tex 10/19/2012 "1019" Never Forget!

Understandably, Johnson was also booted from a recent Flock Of Seagulls show.

For those who didn't, you can watch it here.

Wow, that judge is insanely harsh...I thought that the typical first- or second-offense penalty for religious guys who have illegal sexual contact with minors was being transferred to a different school and nobody saying anything about it ever again under threat of going straight to hell. It's tough but fair.

actually urinals are like super accelerated summer camp where you can meet and become besties in 20 seconds

I get that making a map of even the top 100 teams' "likes" would be a totally unreadable mess, but intimating that Florida and Alabama are extremely popular in Tennessee just because UT, etc. are unranked strikes me as really, really dumb.