Billy west is a hero

He’s Bob fucking Woodward. If he put it in a book, he can defend it. This guy has gotten the inside scoop on every presidency since Nixon, and his books have a stamp of authenticity that nobody else can match.

And now we know the Kinja login for Chidi from The Good Place.

He tells me he is a big believer in “what I call the third solution.” He explained to me what this meant. “You have one solution,” Goodell said. “And you have another solution. But it’s usually not either one, it’s the third solution.”

“Sorry boss I can’t make it, spider near front door”

I can’t even believe this shit man.    If I get a cold I go down like a ton of bricks for a week.  This woman is superhuman. 

Man, John’s gotta have a long face watching another one of his draft picks bust.

“The closest Elway has come to finding a decent QB during his tenure was the diminished version of Peyton Manning, one of the greatest players of all time, who was so past his prime it looked like one sack could turn him into dust.”

Isn’t it just easier to trade this government for a better one?

These same flag worshippers see nothing wrong with waving the rebel flag or confederate monuments... you know, actual American traitors.

My recommendation is always to accuse those types of people of being icon-worshiping Catholics.  The results are usually hilarious. 

The theme of WYTS this year seems to be “I quit the NFL and my life is so much better now.”

They spent $1.6 billion for a stadium that operates 8 Sundays per year. The stadium has a Chick-Fil-A, which is famously NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS

“IT FUCKING COUNTS.”

And it was against Cleveland, which shouldn’t even count. 

Reading about the Blank/Jones/Goodell Lemon Party made me realize that I am done with the NFL. The product is lousy; crummy in person and takes forever on TV. Enough of the players are terrible humans to make you feel bad supporting the sport (and they’re the “good” guys). The rest of the people involved are all…

“UGA fans are, against all odds, the most annoying fans you’ll encounter at an SEC bar.”

Sherman was right

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

As a shithead Pats fan I thank the Falcons for giving me enough emotional juice to make it through a superbowl loss the following year. Really nice of them.