This will be lost in the fray, I’m sure but here goes:

A few years back, under their old ownership, LA Weekly gave me my start in journalism and assigned me compelling, challenging feature stories when, realistically, I had no right to even be emailing their editors. It’s really sad to see what has become of it; like…

When it snows they enter the white zone, which is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.

The White Zone. There is no kneeling allowed in the White Zone.

Are you a flavored Diet Coke commercial?

“Donald Sterling is being treated so unfairly, violating his first amendment rights and taking away his team. He’s done so much to make America great again. SAD.” - Donald J Trump

They have but it was a Lions Jersey

I keep thinking that if the whole Donald Sterling thing happened, say, last year, he’d probably still own the Clippers. 

Also, during their playoff game last year, I switched back and forth between the game and The Lion King which was showing at the same time on Freeform. I do not have children.

Every defensive-minded NFL head coach looks like a thumb, and every offensive-minded head coach looks like a mid-level executive at Theranos. “We believe that BLOOD is the truest form of content.”

Don’t ruin this for me.

Just to round out the failure of Kroenke Sports, he owns an Overwatch League team that decided to bench their tank in the playoffs (a player who would later be runner up in the MVP vote) before immediately being bounced from the playoffs.

Nadal, Federer, and Djokovic should show up in catsuits next year.

The Norton movie played it a lot safer than Ang Lee’s. And as a result, it was as flavorless as week-old chewing gum. Sure, it avoided the laugh-out-loud ridiculous stuff like the Hulkdogs and Nolte’s [literal!] scenery-chewing ... but it also lacked the earlier movie’s emotional intelligence and crazed verve. For all…

You know, some how I feel like this is the only proper reply. I’m not sure words would’ve made any sense.

I think X2 is a more enjoyable film, but I’m glad he tackled Hulk because it’s a more interesting film to talk about. It probably did have a bigger effect on later Marvel movies than if it had been an outright success.

The point is not that Beadle is easy to replace, it’s that ANY of these sausage necks would be equally as easy to replace as Beadle, so they should just shut the fuck up and settle down about the “importance” of their “work.”

O_o

One simple thing that works well for me is just get closer to the ground. Squat, kneel, sit, whatever. Cats that seems to want nothing to do with me while I’m standing usually are much happier to approach when I am at their level. This also works for my own cat. She’ll be sitting in another room and seem to have no…

How I regularly make friends with cats: when I see a cat I want to try to befriend I stop what I’m doing and become still, make one kiss sound to get its attention and make eye contact for several seconds. Then I slowly squat down and extend a loose fist (not fingers) towards it, maintaining eye contact. Sometimes…

The new account pretending to be another user just wants to make it abundantly clear that he’s down for an old fashioned lynching: