I am confident that Jeff Zucker and Lorne Michaels have gotten phone calls from the Trump Administration.

As I heard someone say this week: “The enemy of my enemy is Omarosa.”

I’m a female football fan, and sure, we’re statistically more rare. More to the point, I’ve been a Niners fan since my dad took me to a game at Candlestick over 30 years ago now. And yes, I live on the East Coast now. But if ONE MORE DOUCHEBAG gives me an eyebrow and asks if I am a San Francisco fan because of that…

Damn, Stockholm Syndrome really is a thing.

Sorry, it’s Deadspin policy to ridicule anyone seeming to be in support of the Patriots until proven otherwise.

Drew was only four-years-old, five tops, when he started this blog. And four-year-old, possibly five-year-old Drew just wasn’t wise int the ways of...

The Patriots went 18-1, Sully. Don’t forget that 1.

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We’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of WYTS next year, and you’re just NOW bringing this up?

I promoted insane Broncos guy, the least I can do to balance the karmic scales is ungrey this legitimately funny one.

I just want this out of the greys.

A couple of years ago I moved to Oakland and decided that it wouldn’t be terrible if I rooted for the local home team when I wasn’t busy rooting for my real home team - the Eagles. I reasoned that they’d just signed some legitimately morally upstanding talent in the off season and maybe they were making a turn around…

+1 New Vegas Raider

+1 Rad per second

Mark Davis looks like he should be in an Austin Powers movie as the sickly villain Ginger Ail. 

Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

There’s a lot of unresolved shit presenting in this post.

The portion about San Francisco was easily the highlight here. I live nearby and until too recently felt guilty about rarely going into the city, but now I’m just like, “Fuck, I wanna see that show, but the theater’s in the middle of Skid Row North and I don’t want to be so close to people who dine at a restaurant…

Finally! The Browns fanbase has something to brag about! Our defense is always on RedZone!

San Francisco is what happens when the 10 worst people from every high school move to the same city.