“What worthwhile commentary... Although it doesn’t surprise me that the solution is to call me an idiot.” 

It’s totally from a Tom Waites song.

This title needs to be worked into a song. Not screamo perhaps some up-tempo Ska?

I just did the same. He is no different than the anti-abortion groups that agitate their more mentally unstable, gun-toting members to get them to assassinate doctors. Alex Jones is even worse in the fact that there is no Rhyme or Reason to why does any of it Beyond making money.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasm

Please let one of the alt-right trolls come in here and defend free speech and google+ in the same breath. 

I would like to see the Venn diagram of people who know offhand the conservation status of hammerheads and NFL players.

What Drew said the other day is soooo true. The way to really not give a fuck about the NFL anymore is to have your team win it all.

Wrong, our owner no longer has the cognitive ability to be a racist asshole.

And fans don’t get enough shit for not knowing how the logo is even oriented.

Don't worry, it counts towards "they didn't stay true to my original vision," so you should be good

Eliot Spitzer would like to apply for inclusion in the Legion. He claims to be a disgraced john, too.

I didn’t want to make another pizza diarrhea joke, so I figured I’d just tell an embarrassing story.

I... I don’t even have “because they changed the colors of the logo” on my Fired Executive Bingo card.

..what the Papa represents. He stands for the ingredients. He stands for the real meats. He stands for us all.

“My persona resonates with the consumer because it’s authentic, it’s genuine and it’s the truth,” Schnatter said

“tweaking the red and green in the logo “to cater to the millennials.”