I’ll confess that I’ve not been to *every* city in America, but I’m willing to crown Indy “The Most Boring City in America” anyway.

Caleb’s story refers to a “standard Indianapolis woman,” and no further description of her was needed to get a perfect picture.  Well put.

Cut to Andrew Luck effortlessly hurling a tiny Nerf football over a six-story building, then falling to his knees into a blind, weeping rage. Rod Serling drags on a cigarette in the background.

I wonder if Luck made a deal with the devil or a genie wish at some point to be the greatest QB ever, but the catch was that he never specified the size of football he needed to be able to throw.

Fuck me, fuck Ryan Grigson, fuck Chuck Pagano with a gallon jug of Grigson’s hair grease, fuck the medical staff with Peyton Manning’s forehead, and triple-fuck decrepit-ass Jim Irsay with the shattered and twisted remains of Andrew Luck’s shoulder and dignity.

I’d bet a fifth of Indianans are still Klansmen.

The state that had the highest rate of KKK membership in the early 1900s was Indiana. I’ve seen historians estimate that as many as a fifth of Indianans were Klansmen. 

My star goes to Tim and the last line of the article:

The biggest Colts fans you know are also the biggest Notre Dame fans you know.....they likely went to Ball State for 3 semesters.

It’s entirely possible that McDaniels arrived in Indy, started driving through the city, saw all 6 blocks that it had to offer and turned the fuck around.

Vice President O’Douls

Last year there was talk of Indianapolis building a park to look at the interstate.

From 2012... still spot on:

Steelers fan-base, without the charm

I want to die after seeing that. Take your damn star.

You just perfectly articulated why I simultaneously hate football, will never stop watching football, and why I will never set foot in a football stadium again. Thank you

Drafting Barkley over a QB was like giving someone who lives in a trailer the choice between a new house or a giant, flat screen TV and the person choosing the TV.

...mother of god.

I’m gonna confess here that I’ll miss the Ben McAdoo Giants.

Get Pablo a column immediately.