Ever get a clear shot on a trip? It’s the best feeling. You blitz along the highway, arrive fresh as a daisy, and joyfully declare “There was NO traffic!” to anyone who will indulge your boasts. It’s the greatest dad feeling there is.

I mean, yeah, the service academies have been dominating the college football landscape for the last half century.

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Ideally, that would make sense.  But like Drew said, once you’re on the road you want to get to There.  If I stop I’m gonna have to pass the same assholes I passed an hour ago.

There’s a special hell for inconsiderate people who expose others to their gross sick kids. My wife and I got Norovirus on Christmas Day, 2013, because her dipshit sister brought her kids to Christmas breakfast (a communal affair) when one of them had been puking earlier that very morning. We did not learn of this…

If you ever find yourself traveling on I (the) 5 near Redding CA and see a 10 year old boy picking up garbage with the chain gang on the side of the road just know he knows what he did and things are dark now but he’ll be better for it on the other side.

Drove to visit my sister in Chicago area from the NYC area one President’s Day Weekend. It was spur of the moment for her kid’s birthday and with the 5 in my family, it was cost prohibitive to fly. We stopped with family in MI on the way out, so it wasn’t as bad of a journey.

12 hours on Day 1 and only 4 on Day 2? Rookie mistake.

No puke or explosive diarrhea? Not a true road trip from hell.

Hey, remember how all the studio-owned theater chains had to be sold off/shut down because the government ruled studios running movie theaters to be monopolistic? Maybe producers shouldn’t be distributors (and/or vice-versa) in this instance either.

I mean, the power dynamic between and his grad student mean consent would be taken with a grain of salt. Also just because you CAN litter your academic presentation with sexy photos doesn’t mean you should.

It shouldn’t be degraded, the original quality should be worse. VHS color shifting and random tracking errors aside, this is a Full HD video clip, meaning it has four to eight times more detail/sharpness than any period commercial could have hoped to have (seeing as it would have been mastered for NTSC at the time).

Someone posted two actual mall commercials above.

If they’re smart, they’ll cast Judge Reinhold as their jackass boss.

Just because...

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I used to love his work but after his public fits of pique and the entire thing that went down between him and his ex-wife quite publicly (and his admissions in writing to inappropriate and some would say if not abusive at least exploitative work place behaviour that borders on grooming and gas lighting) I just find…

not knowing all the words, i suspect.

Step aside, David. there is only one “dad bod” we Strangers deserve:

I will never stop being angry at Dad Bod being the accepted term rather than the superior Father Figure.