Is she my daddy or does she want me to be her daddy?

It is actually the parking lot of the Alamo Car rental service in New Jersey.

Armie needs to get her to talk about her panties. Then he should try the line: “Do you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?”* Gets ‘em every time.

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I’m employed and haven’t randomly picked up some sort of drug/alcohol use issue due to isolation. So, go team?

I’m in the greys here on Jez, but I’m posting anyway because some of you know me and I could use some positive energy sent my way. My dad is in the hospital, intubated, and now suffering from both pneumonia and sepsis. He went through chemo and radiation throughout last year for throat cancer. He finished the…

I’m reading Jane Eyre. I really like it. I tried reading it earlier in life, but I couldn’t get into it, and I think that after I watched two miniseries, I was able to grasp what the text was saying. Next will be Frankenstein.

“Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the stablest genius of them all?”

national enquirer.

Indeed. I think the only reason he hasn’t personally murdered anyone (that we know of) is that back in the ‘70s Roy Cohn convinced him that it would make him look bad.

He is legit working harder to solve this than he worked against corona

He lied and assaulted people.

Ive never seen those tweets about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart before. That was hilarious. 

NBC let him jack himself off on the apprentice for nine years

same thing he does everyday, pinky

...Cocaine?

It is an INSANELY  good read.

13 days till this kayfabe is over.

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