Sorry, Lauren, but this is obviously Pippa Middleton, brought in to the administration to help Melanie tone her glutes.

I’m not sure whether I would hate to be the guy to tell Rudy that Trump’s not going to pay him, or whether I would love to be the guy to tell him that.

At no point can I assess the gender of LW in the second - How can Dan?

And tonight, she recanted her objections to Georgia’s electoral votes for Biden / Harris, due to today’s violence.  She can eat shit.  I’m so glad I got to vote for Rev. Warnock and John Ossoff.  

The game sounds like the kind of questions we had in ‘Girl Talk’ - for teens. That is soooo crazy it ended up in a kids’ game.

i still think this is the most appropriate response towards these fuckers losing their spots of inscrutable power

With that tragic-ass mop tacked on her head that she calls hair, she ought to hate who she sees in the mirror.

Speaking of Sunday School, this crap is why I always sympathized with the “bad” servant in the Parable of the Talents. Look, you gave me this talent, I kept it safe in a drawer, and here it is back, you’re welcome. What’s that? I was supposed to learn how to play the first century Palestine equivalent of the stock…

I pretty much just live in a constant state of hoping for LeVar Burton.

I’m really hoping for LeVar Burton.

I was more thinking Trebuchet. See how far he can be launched.

Get used to disappointment.

I also distinctly remember learning how to use a manual can opener to open a can of cranberry sauce for a Sunday dinner. My grandfather narrated the entire thing like it was a horse race and it was a victory when I made it all the way around the lid. 

He probably would have, if he had any cash and knew how envelopes work. 

I was gonna say it’s a wax dummy from a cut-rate Madame Tussauds knock-off.

I have a couple of high school friends who go through the same cycle on Facebook: #blessed memes, #foreverinlove posts, vague references to fighting but coming out stronger, more love posts, the “mutual” break up post, and then new journeys and self-care.

WTF is that picture? Looks like one of the Team America World Police puppets

can we agree to like be cool and like, shove ted cruz in a car compactor? like, as a community.

I have been listening to a lot of VNV Nation lately!