Did anyone expect him to follow through on this anyway? I’d forgotten he even said it.

Goodbye 49! Midnight I’ll be 50! 

Olds on both sides are, on balance, out of touch idiots who are so obsessed with keeping power they’ll do everything to make sure young people are shut out at all costs. 

I have a theory: The Big Orange Loser only created the “Space Force”, and then directed them to be known as “Guardians” so he could refer to himself as “Space Lord”.

Semper vapid (roughly).

He can’t follow one step directions not to look into the sun. Imagine explaining two factor authentication to him.

Yeah, fuck Kirk Cameron. Like I’m going to take lessons in virology and epidemiology from a guy that can’t grasp the basics of geology and planetary formation.

This is one of the best sentences I’ve read in a very long time.

Ah yes the final refuge of the chicken shit coward douchebag: it was a joke. Sure, bud. 

Show me a physicist that says "jigga-watts". Doc Brown is a fraud.

I think I speak for everyone when I say: “Oh, not this fucking guy again.”

Modern conservatism is an instinctive rejection of any way of life or opinion other than your own, usually manifesting as a complete lack of empathy.

But she didn’t though? From the article:

Doc Martens - Mine are 25 years old, still going strong.

Totally starring that last sentence. It is fucking exhausting having to be the outlet for my husband’s needs because he’s too scared to make friends.

And that Dr. Martin Luther King sure was nervy, huh?

Heroes:  Our Polar Bear Was Racism The Entire Time

*sigh*

This commenter very much approves of John Francis Daley making a Dungeons and Dragons movie!

How strict are the Chris criteria? Because if you can get away with calling Christine Baranski “Chris”, she’s way ahead of the pack.