Funny how the veteran FDNY paramedic got to remain anonymous in the article. Good for him.

Mr. Epstein, the recipient only of a B.A.,

At the high school I teach in, everyone with a PhD goes by Dr except the (only) two men with doctorates. It’s pretty standard to go by Dr in prep school land if you have a PhD, so I feel like it’s a bit of an “I’m too cool to use my title” move. Obviously, everyone should go by whatever title they’re comfortable with…

It’s like thinking a key to the city actually unlocks the city.

I did a deep dive on the origin of the term doctor and turns out the PhD version came first. 

Jesus, wait till this guy hears about Doctor Who!

It just occurred to me what must be under that ridiculous bun of hers.

Anagrams of her name include Americans Lose & Ceremonial Ass

The most fucked up thing about the first letter is the gathering of a dozen people on Thanksgiving 2020, masks down, laughing and chomping away on a cum-soaked casserole while literally thousands of people die each day from a pandemic that is ravaging the country. The least we can do right now is not throw parties or…

General Paxton has been under indictment for felony securities fraud since 2015, and is currently under investigation by the FBI after eight of his deputies accused him of using his position to do favors for a political donor.

We’ll find out when that lady who was bathing in his farts gets tested.

It reminds me of how I was feeling after I ate a questionable chicken sandwich and threw up five times in a row

Right, because predominantly white record execs and radio personalities who historically have been the gatekeepers to what music is promoted / played on the radio, which in turn informs the music that charts, would never make decisions to limit exposure to underrepresented artists. 

I think she was being honest. There is not a racist bone in her body, there are 206 of them.

What the fuck is the “illiberal left?” 

She would have bought stock in that too.

People are fucking morons. If I’ve learned anything in the last 10 months/4 years, it’s that people I see out, you know, driving cars and holding down jobs and raising kids are living in a completely different world than the one I’m living in, because they’re stupid. I wish I had a kinder attitude about it, but holy…

I love that Wynn’s owners also have another less than glamourous cat; they obviously don’t care about chewed up ears and look past the scruff to the sweet kitten underneath.

The ghosts at the hotel had better personalities.