Long live Christmas Vacation

“How dare you break wind before me?!”

He matters enough to me that I would be content keeping him in my life even if it’s just as a friend. My question is should I tell him how I feel and risk losing him altogether or do I let him be happy with his girlfriend and not tell him that I fell hard for him? I know he might not reciprocate my feelings. That’s…

Chris Brown is The Worst Chris, Period.

If you traveled for Thanksgiving, Dr. Deborah Birx wants you to get a covid-19 test.

Nope, I’m going to celebrate that qualified, experienced people are back in those jobs AND that they’re majority POC. It wasn’t that long ago none of these jobs were held by women. I was just hitting puberty when the first women held the jobs of Attorney General and Secretary of State, and that being the Clinton Admini…

OK but how long do Amazon packages take to arrive?

I admit I’m something of a social recluse, so, for me, being told I can’t go to bars or big gatherings or what have you is almost manna from heaven. I genuinely cannot for the life of me get into the headspace of someone who cannot and will not go without bar hopping or dancing or partying or whatever it may be, in…

I know renting is technically like throwing money away but not having to deal with all the maintenance shit of one’s home just keeps sounding nicer and nicer. 

It certainly does suck! 

Also in Australia (although born and mostly raised in America) and I feel like I am constantly explaining to people here that Americans generally just struggle to give a shit about anyone other than themselves and possibly their immediate family. There’s no real sense of community, and the desperate need for so many…

And every recount has garnered additional votes for Biden. Makes me wonder about the reality of voter fraud; except we know which side is perpetuating it. 

I think a huge difference between us (Australia) and the US (much more so than being an island and explain Vietnam/Mongolia/Cambodia/Laos/Thailand/etc people who keep bringing it up) is that even though complaining about things may be a national pastime, we ultimately do as we’re told, at least in sufficient numbers…

“Here’s what to do if you traveled for Thanksgiving”

It contained all the remaining Atari E.T games that were not buried in New Mexico

As Trump continues to babble lies about election fraud and the massive conspiracy to steal the election. He really should be hanged from a scaffold on the National Mall.

Wat?

That’s probably how she always wears her mask.

Happy fun ball!

Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the mysterious monolith.