As soon as he’s done tucking in his pants he and Jared are on it!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

My partner says you can always tell when trump has given up on something by the fact that he puts Giuliani in charge of it.

I think the POTATUS will use the 25th Amendment to pass powers temporarily to Pence who then pardons him & he takes the powers back. That way he gets a pardon without having to resign or face the likelihood of a court fight on a self-pardon. 

I thought it was chlamydia?

Don’t you worry your pretty little head, us gays of color have shade lasers that can evaporate this troll. That, or whatever supply of dick he thought he would get riding on top of Trump’s orange nubbin.

Can you get out of a prenup by declaring bankruptcy?

And beyond being 70, please get addicted to painkillers and antidepressants, and let me know how capable or interested in sex you are.

The tone of this article is baffling and the content is a mess.

Yo what community college is paying english teachers $100,000?  

I’m excited to see how Panama does Christmas. I think there will be fireworks, and we're definitely putting a Christmas tree on our balcony.

The Secret Service has to protect the First Lady whether she works or not.  I doubt that there is much (if any) marginal extra cost associated with her having a job, I highly doubt it is going to be $50 million a year.  And, like, protecting the First Family is literally the Secret Service’s job.  It is not like this…

LOL. What an extraordinarily stupid remark.

Once the scarves lose their pazzaz, they’re liquefied and fermented to become his new wine intake.

Please shut up. Thank you. 

Or two days’ worth of scarves.

That’s like three months on his wine budget

I tried it for a little while, but I also have hypotension and I started fainting/blacking out which is almost as bad as drop attacks. So I have to have some sodium. I’ve had some success with the autoimmune paleo protocol, but then when I got better, I stopped doing it, and then symptoms returned. I recently started…

I got shingles in my ear a few years ago, and that fucked with my ability to hear lower sound registers. It make music sound weird but did not, unfortunately, block out the yammering of man. Quel dommage.

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition?