I did something similar. We had a Groupon for the deal, and I drunkenly only tipped on the final total after the deal was taken into account. Luckily I realized before we left and went up to the waiter to explain and give him the rest in cash. After I explained, he was a total asshole about it. He basically sneered at…

Somebody suggested the Muppets host the Oscars and I’ve never wanted anything to happen more than this in my life. 

I know there’s a lot of corporations diversifying their portfolio, but Land O’ Lakes going from dairy into private prisons seems like an odd mooove.

It’s becoming difficult to keep track of all the sexual predators in her orbit.

Similar thoughts, who cares about the countdown?

It’s almost as if he’s a complete fucking asshat and we, as a society, should let him return to average obscurity.

Yes?

Flip side to that - there’s a real question of which would make her feel shittier. She might get righteous anger from him confessing, but very often feelings get directly inward (and very harshly so) when a spouse is cheated on. Add in new hurdles in trusting a partner, and it could hurt her far more than help.

Are you confusing English and British?

I’m a roller derby announcer. Everything I’ve learned about sports commentary begins with Mean Gene.

Folks have differing and defensible positions on best wrestler or best manager or best color guy, but no sane observer could make a sincere case for anyone over Mean Gene. No wider gap in any industry or pursuit than the one between Okerlund and second best. 

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

I’m asexual and a woman. I am definitely oblivious when people are flirting with me, but I deal out definite rejection as soon as I figure out that they want sex. Personally, I think wasting someones’ time is basically the worst thing you can do to someone.

When I was on OkCupid (which I call “OkStupid”), I used to get messages like that:

For men, interactions with women are a zero-sum game. If she wins, he loses. He doesn’t want to be a loser, so in every encounter she has to lose in order to reaffirm his manhood.

Men feel like women should only feel beautiful if men tell them they are.

Nuances? I don’t think he understands any of the broad strokes, either.

My wife works in the industry, (in a different state,) but I can confirm banking is a HUGE problem all across the nation. They don’t like talking about it because it draws attention to the fact that many of these dispensaries contain hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash.

Especially when you take an eighth of mushrooms.