Give them a break. It’s not every day that you can report on the end of the world in real time.

Can you just not click on the articles and instead shut the fuck up?

Contrary to what Loverboy says, Looks like not everybody is “Working for The Weekend”

In the off chance that you’re actually confused and not experimenting to see if the right combination of words causes seizures like strobe lights do, the OP was cracking wise that Ryn “married his sister” because he and Reese look so similar.

Well whenever you feel conflicted just remember how long Whoopi rape apologized for Bill Cosby.

Hooooow....did you get through the 90s and miss this?

Her hair color is GORGEOUS!!

I haven’t watched her speech because I can’t bear to see her conceding to it.

CRYING. I purposely didn’t watch her concession speech. I couldn’t. I was just done. MOAR CRYING.

he knows everything better then anyone, he said he is in Mensa or he has Mersa

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

I’m more concerned that that motherfucker Pence is just a hair slug death away from the big chair. Man, what a gag reel this is.

The alternate timeline where Trump is corrupt and powerful, and where Hillary is locked up.....! GREAT SCOTT! /faints

That would be too depressing even for here.

Dear Lord, please make me a horrible person so I can stop feeling like shit.

White folks

Orange is the new black.

How is that a silver lining?! There is only winning or losing. America lost, and this loss is permanent.

I worked really hard. And autocorrect helps

I’m having one of those “Man in the High Castle” moments when I suspect there might be another, brighter reality, but I’m living in this dystopian version where the world is on the brink of annihilation.