They have to know he’ll be eating other women!

Look. I know it’s tough out there as a single human looking for love. It’s hard to meet people in real life these days, and the internet is scary because you never know who might be a sociopath or have violent tendencies.

We’ve had a rough life, but especially her. She also most likely has some psychological issues due to our childhoods and possibly some undiagnosed personality disorder. Since I am the oldest of the family and my mother moved to another country I feel a bit responsible for everyone. But I am starting to distance…

It’s Sunday morning here. Mr. Vaccinator gave me a sleep in and has taken mini vaccinator to the pool. I have read the entire Sunday paper, and made myself steel-cut oats with cinnamon poached pears and had my coffee. Today is off to an amazing start.

If she has a key, change the locks. She’s no longer a welcome guest.

Do you still have the plastic shower liners? Rip those fabric ones out as soon as they leave. Gross.

I just got back from a boring, terrible date. It wasn’t terrible in that it was actively bad--he wasn’t racist, or self-centered, or anything. He was just so goddamned unutterably DULL. I’ve been trying to “get out of my comfort zone” and “put myself out there!” except that out there is terrible, and I’m sick of…

I was selected to serve on a committee for special education issues for my state. I’m going to serve for three years.

Grad applications are intentionally miserable to weed out those who really don’t want it. It’s part of a string of years of academic hazing one has to endure because people are weirdly vengeful in academia about the hoop jumping. It’s not ideal, but it’s also how it is.

Trying to take a solo trip...any recommendations for cities? Was thinking Portland, OR. I am from NJ.

This is being a teenager distilled into its perfect angsty essence.

Craft thread!

The moon happens when I get in or out of the tub.

I assumed it was a special tub for your period or a tub to bath in the moonlight.

That’s some Virgin Suicides parenting. One day you find out the kids offed themselves and think maybe we should have stepped in.

blac chyna will eat her placenta in the delivery room as soon as it’s out of her, because if she doesn’t, kris might get ahold of it, and then all is lost

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

Close but no cigar.

“it never crossed my mind” is the tagline for White Privilege™