Yep. The voters always go with whoever they would rather have a beer with. I’m just shocked how many people would rather have a beer with that angry, fermented orange.

Because the appearance of impropriety in a woman is more of a threat than actual evidence of impropriety in a man. This is known.

Yeah. WHY IS HE GETTING A PASS?!

“And I was very, very surprised. In almost every instance, and I could tell — I’m pretty good with the body language — I could tell they were not happy,”

That’s actually not a bad go.

“Abolish the NRA.”

Why on earth would they go with fucking Lauer for the forum when they have Maddow? Matt Lauer is an idiot.

One New Years Day, to cure a hangover my friends and I took a couple bites of weed brownies before heading to the diner for brunch thinking it would take at least an hour or so for them to kick in. About twenty minutes later we were sitting at our table half out of our minds and “Cry Me A River” by Justin Timberlake…

Truth.

I’ve always thought he was a complete jackass, I’m dumbfounded as to why some people love him.

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.

Well we were taking aptitude tests and on that day we happened to take the Spatial Awareness portion. I did fairly well on tests as a precocious teen and had finished most of them with a high grade. For the Spatial Awareness portion I got a lovely 34% grade because some guys hat kept turning into a shark and I…

Go on

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

God, I want this fight to happen

You’re my gyro

I thought her outfit was fine. I mean, what even is the dress code for a roast? But... the fit? What the hell was going on with her sleeve fidgeting?

Jezebel has had two articles about this roast, and both are about her. She’s getting what she wants, here. Stop feeding the beast, Rich!

Can we just stop talking about She Who Must Not Be Named? It doesn’t matter to her if the press she gets is unflattering, she just wants the attention. If we ignore her she will go away.

“Heather Duke (Shannen Doherty) is a male who identifies as gender-queer whose real name is Heath...”

COME THE FUCK ON, HOLLYWOOD. Gender-queer but “male”. “Real name”. This is hateful, hurtful bullshit.