i am into this, but also idris is way too cool to be friends w her becky ass self.

Bye Pfyllicia

As a dear friend said on twitter:

Yep!! Me too. New Englander, saw the aftermath of the rare F3 tornado that hit our town. For 2 years I couldn’t stay home by myself if there was a thunderstorm on the way. It will get better. Learn to read the radar, have a getaway plan. But remember, most deaths in these things are due to people trying to drive…

So sorry! That sucks. It sounded like things were going well for you guys, and I know you’re bummed.

And so ends the Great Antibacterial Soap War in the Footsteps household, with me victorious. Also, with hands smelling lightly of lavender, because I really like that smell.

Paul LePage, Maine governor, for being totally vile and seemingly impossible to get rid off.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

Oh, but Sports Night was just so good.

Agreed. Having spent most of the ‘eighties and ‘nineties in the city, by 1995 it was pretty clean. My earliest toddler memories are of the graffiti in the subway and by my preteen years, it was all shiny. I’ve always hated Times Square, though. And every tourist rushing into the “going out of business” electronics…

Please say they’re going to make Takeshi’s Castle part of the Olympics. Usain Bolt may be fast, but how fast is he when he runs through a door maze with “ghouls” ready to smother his face with ink?

Washington FTW. Mail in ballots are a legit part of why I would hate moving from here.

In a darkened room in his dank basement, Giuliani has a shrine to Queen Bey. He goes there to mumble and grumble while fumbling with Lil’ Rudy. It’s getting to be a habit with him. He is there 9, 11 times a day.

Thirteen years ago, I was eligible for job training because my last job succumbed to the slump that followed 9/11. I chose truck driving school, got hired, and drove a big rig for a bit over a year. Sexism? Oh, yeah. My favorite moments include a truck stop manager in Connecticut who grabbed my arm and threatened me…

All I hear in my head when he talks is the part in Hamilton during “The Reynolds Pamphlet” where Daveed Diggs is singing “NEVER GON BE PRESIDENT NOW!”

Sturgil Simpson penned a pretty epic rant against the ACM awards for ignoring Merle Haggard for 25 years then naming an award after him. He later updated it to clarify that his complaints were in no way directed towards the first receiptiant Miranda Lambert who he takes care to remind people was well respected by The…

Holy shit!

Nathan Hubbard looks like Brilliant Campaign Manager Jamie on AMC’s Hit Show THE KILLING.

Oh that totally explains why he raped, murdered, and disemboweled them!