Not to mention guardians of the galaxy

Indeed! I read it three times because it was so good.

No just e coli 

Just wait for the big pieces. Are you soaking them for ten minutes a day?

It’s called “Language Brokering” FYI.

Ya ever thought you’d see the day in which Bill Bar of all people was the voice of reason??

Literally made this face when I read that: D:

Legs?

The night is young

ajajajajajajaja 

Omfg that line of her article make me curl up and just fucking die.

At this point if I bought a home I’d be paying the mortgage until I die so why not just pay rent and never have to pay out of pocket to replace a water heater or, well, anything? Find a good place to stay with a responsive landlord and it’s gravy.

Matthew Morrison wat r u doin

He was on nypd blue for a decade

He’s white

He was on nypd blue for like a decade

The only way I can do it is to break the cup down into ounces and then multiply. Or find a metric recipe and use grams and ml. I prefer the latter, honestly.

The my pillow link is wrong; it goes to the slate article on Tyson.

How else is he going to pay back his loans? By charging his simp followers $10/mo for the privilege of watching him do what he does best.

I agree; you are being too generous.