It was my first thought when I saw the film. She definitely...made a choice with the goblins.

My absolute favorite Far Side. We’ve called it cat fuuuud in this house since the 90s  because of this comic.

Haha RIGHT! Those overpaid teachers really are a drain on society 

In between a crematorium and a dildo store. Fitting

At least someone else’s finger will be on the button. Thinking of how low a bar that is fills me with rage so I try not to dwell on it too much but it’s something I will take gladly at this point.

I would vote the shit out of anyone in that party.

You express surprise?

Well, you should know better than to do that...

*dismembered

How do you think he maintains his youthful glow??

I’m experiencing the same thing with my hair. I never do much to it anyway but not showering everyday and only blow drying it once in a blue moon has made it so soft and healthy I’m never going back.

Make them take the citizenship test.

Donnie loves Chachi

It’s the same combination I have on my luggage!

That is one gorgeous cookie

It’s a white wine. If it’s a red wine, see a doctor.

You win.

Are they teenage, mutant, and/or ninja? Do you also have a pet rat? I NEED ANSWERS

All that says to me is that this country prefers a madman to a woman no matter what