And she’s always like “tell us all about your traumaaaaaa in the seven seconds of airtime you have when you’re totally out of breath after your routine.”

The ones that smell like “clean cotton” just smell like someone shit the bed lol

And her hair looked greasy! It was all a hot fucking mess.  And I thought Erin Andrews was bad. Tyra takes the cake. 

“He’s smart enough to manipulate the tax code”

Indeed! 

WHY NOT BOTH

Lucky! TJs makes a great ginger brew around holiday time. Comes in a green bottle with an old timey stopper. Congrats on the autonomy. You’ve earned it!

Ass? What ass? That’s a pancake.

Dancing with the Stars producers probably are

Smells like a wet mop

Did you need this explained?

Unfollow and block him. I think you know this isn’t the best. Help yourself move on.

Buttered popcorn and juicy pear are my favorites!

BLOOSH

Nope, me too!

Dibs on the butt

Lol this was my foray into the USA Network 😂

MARVIN CLURRRS

Mamamama poker face