hurrikate78
Hurrikate
hurrikate78

I’ll never be a lawyer because I couldn’t go that long without twirling my hair

Oh god we have those fly bags in our yard and they fill up SO QUICKLY and are SO DISGUSTING they smell so fucking bad it’s unbelievable 

I just heard the top loading vcr noise in my head and it took me back to the 80s, like Proust’s madeleine. Verrrm shoop ching 

I LOVE LAMP

Chrome too!

So easy!

Ashley Madison lol “dating”

Picked all this. And pickled all this.

All I remember is the LAST JOKE IS TAPED TO THE DESK

No, tony was smart and had a code of ethics

Oof

NO

Lol yeah like she knows anything about Spanish Romantics

Why not both?

Nah I always just end up leaving with a ton of limeade and all the macadamia nuts

The grocery store I worked at would steam them for you for free

Those salsa verdes were the only Doritos that had enough heat