I’ll never be a lawyer because I couldn’t go that long without twirling my hair
I’ll never be a lawyer because I couldn’t go that long without twirling my hair
Oh god we have those fly bags in our yard and they fill up SO QUICKLY and are SO DISGUSTING they smell so fucking bad it’s unbelievable
I just heard the top loading vcr noise in my head and it took me back to the 80s, like Proust’s madeleine. Verrrm shoop ching
I LOVE LAMP
Chrome too!
So easy!
Ashley Madison lol “dating”
All I remember is the LAST JOKE IS TAPED TO THE DESK
No, tony was smart and had a code of ethics
Oof
NO
Lol yeah like she knows anything about Spanish Romantics
Why not both?
Nah I always just end up leaving with a ton of limeade and all the macadamia nuts
The grocery store I worked at would steam them for you for free
Those salsa verdes were the only Doritos that had enough heat