That release couldn’t be more douchily written. Pass. 

Hi, Aaron!

That’s all well and good, but does it baby?

Yeah, man, where it’s at! Christ.

Hey Fuck Shmee150

lol that’s Avril Lavigne

Why does everyone have such a boner for this guy? I’m an air-cooled fanboy, so say what you want about how he’s helped usher in this era where air-cooled Porsches are legitimately loved by many more than they have in the past, but I still don’t get it. His self important quotes—“like I always say” followed by some…

A good step in the right direction. A better step is to entirely cease feeding the coverage on Musk altogether :*

OMG A TESLA TEASER EVERYONE

He’s got moobs and a gut. Tesla fan boys will just blame it on his tailor.

Dude. Awesome review. And great photos.

Also, if we’re schmucks, stop reading the comments.

Did I say or even imply that because of his IG handle his car should get abused? Cool projecting, bro! Now remove your head from your ass.

If you felt at all bad for the owner,realize his Instagram handle is millionairerealestate.

Nothing new here. Harris has been saying this for years.

Will it baby?

And he’s still a douchebag.

Yes it is

Yes

:)