Either way, whatever phoneme it is, it’s another syllable. So it’s “Porsch” + uh or eh or whatever you hear.

It’s a schwa. “ə”

Call me uppity and pedantic—this isn’t even a case of pedantry, so unsure why I’m saying this—but for fuck’s sake...It’s “Porsh-uh.” Even the fucking brand wants you to know:

So money can buy happiness.

*Patrick and me.

Saw the GIF, read the title, and excitedly whispered, “Oh my god, yes.” This guy rules.

HA! I know that feeling well.

Doesn’t matter. Only the nouveau riche drive them.

It’s kind of the whole package, but sure—whatever floats your boat, man.

Still haven’t engineered the poser-AMGness out of it.

* “Kurt Bradley and me”

Uhh no one’s mentioned his dachshund. DOES NO ONE SEE THAT NUGGET??

No one cares.

Thanks!

Plus—and I’m sorry if someone’s said this in a previous thread on the first story about it—what’s the deal with the power split? Am I being too simpleminded to not understand why the majority of the power’s headed to the front wheels?

...just going to leave this here:

Speaking on behalf of Porsche-philes all over the globe, thank you, Patrick. This is the best birthday present I’ve gotten all day. Other pubs have shown glimpses of this magical place, but none have been nearly as comprehensive and accessible. Thank you thank you thank you.

Such wow. So amaze.

Infiniti QX80. WHY.

Thanks. Bye.