I had this exact thing happen to me in a meeting a couple weeks ago and launched into a barrage of profanity when I discovered this transgression. Fake sour apple is objectively the worst flavor, it’s the Donald Trump of candy flavors. Lime 4 Lyfe.

Speaking of candy changing flavors...I bought a package of Skittles for the first time in a few years the other day and imagine my shock and disappointment when I found out they changed the best flavor (lime, obviously), to perhaps the worst candy flavor on earth: sour apple. I wish the candy industry would stop…

And you are alive to tell the tale! Thanks for sharing you racist asshole.

no those are the Eight Wise Celebrities. you got them all

Fuck that noise. It was the only useful feature added to Kinja.

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I’ll say the same thing I said over on the Gizmodo post regarding this announcement:

“The Food Lab, which is really more of a luxurious bookshelf decoration than a nightly recipe resource...”

Tired of hot food, so a cold cut buffet and good bread to put it on with one nod to heat, cream of brocoli soup, which my wife loves when I make. Chipotle recipe guac (so good) and salsa fresca for munching.

Freebase.

One of the first Motorsports VHS tapes I ever owned was Rockin’ & Four Wheelin’, and I absolutely loved it as a young kid. Especially loved all those Mazda, Nissan and Toyota trucks racing around Riverside Raceway. If you skip through the crappy 80's cheese ball song in the middle, there’s an awesome bit footage from…

Two*

I’m afraid it doesn’t work that way. I just tried charging my phone via gravity from a second story window and now the screen is shattered.

Jeremy insulting the Prius is something I can live with, as could the Prius since you know, it’s not a human being

I mean, not really a conspiracy, but I legitimately think ghosts are real. I’m also a firm believer in the scientific method/process and staunch atheist. I also believe for a fact that I have seen no less than 3 ghosts.

Yuri Gagarin wasn’t the first man in space. The Soviets didn’t want to publicly fail with the world watching, so they secretly sent a bunch of guys before Yuri. Many of whom died.

I have absolutely no basis in saying this, but I sort of imagine Pop going to a surprising amount of theater.

Oh, I know.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that”

“This car releases too much pollution! Therefore, we shall pollute our way across the US to deliver those Germans a message!”