I hope this is one of the prototypes they crush when they are done with it. Because I would not want to be the unlucky buyer that gets that one used at a dealer in 12 months.

I did, I hope so.

I love you guys, I really do. But these videos are unilaterally awful. The tone is weird, and definitely not aligned with the rest of the Gawker #brand. And they’re not funny enough to be watchable given the lack of information they contain. (Really, what did this one tell me? Have friends? Play music? Pick a theme?…

“What colors do you want?”

Regulations changed. You’re not allowed to make a car that low and pointy anymore because yurup.

The man truly hated spunk.

He believes that if he could throw 95 mph, he’d have four Cy Young awards in his back pocket

Not to beat on someone that’s already down, but WTF. The rider was an idiot. Don’t do illegal shit will riding illegally.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Sounds like me, my gf just sighs and smiles now any time we go grocery shopping or to (God forbid) Wal-Mart because I’ll casually slink off to the side where the Hot-Wheels cars are. When she asks what I’m looking for I have to explain “I only buy real cars, and they have to be one’s that are cool you know?” She just…

People never seem to understand my hot wheels collection. It’s not enormous, less than 50 cars, but I only buy real cars, and only ones that I like or I think are significant. My fiance’s mom doesn’t seem to understand. She threw in a 5 pack of random hot wheels with my birthday gift this year, all fake cars. I have…

This makes me absurdly proud to be a Masshole. That accent and all those F-bombs ring like soft bells of joy in my ears.

They didn’t draw them offsides the right way.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Jalopnik’s just getting hold of this vid? I saw this first 3+ years ago

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Read ‘The Plague’ by Albert Camus and you’ll see something far more interesting than any of this.

That’s a ‘95 Silverado. I know this because I had the exact same truck, only a ‘96 (the three differences are as follows: the wheel caps are slightly different, the tailpipes have different angles, and the ‘96 had the Vortec 350).

There was this one time I was driving out to Cali for school, and while driving through Alabama, I stopped at a store, and forgot to pay for a can of tuna. Yadda Yadda Yadda, got off of murder charges after being represented by my cousin.