I agree. I cannot stand how Audis often have unnecessary creases for “edginess” for folks who want to forget that they paid waaaayyy too much for a gussied up VW. MB used to design good looking cars, but Audi’s sales made them do seemingly panicked redesigns, adding Audi-esque creases for no apparent reason.

Dear Nick Kroll,

Do you know what show is terrible? The Kroll Show.

Eh. Kroll show was never that funny.

I love these modern Jags and Cadillacs, but the one size fits all styling theme kinda kills the suspense of new car intros.

Whatever, Jezzies gonna come for me but.

It’s the Bee Gees, man. The Bee Gees.

You don't know Caddy's LEDs by now and you're a car nut?

I don't go to parties and ask them to turn down the music.

In a weird way, it reminds me of the Jawa's sandcrawler.

"I'm not some kind of beer-rocket scientist."

What about Duke? kick-ass Duke?

"Had a customer come in a while back. Said her brakes were spongy. Here's what I found. Now I asked myself 'DID YOU NOT HEAR A GRINDING NOISE!!!' So we had her come to the back and showed her. The service writer and I said this was very dangerous, and that we've never seen anything like this before. She starts dancing…

Nah, your concern is totally legitimate and I knew I'd take some heat for it. I've gotten a few nasty e-mails too. However I think we can both agree if someone came to either of us asking for advice on a $1k used car — we wouldn't send them to Chrysler!!!!!

100% agree. If the previous owner sold it that cheaply, chances are someone without a lot of money could have bought it and actually put it to good use, instead of being destroyed to drum up some laughs from the Jalopnik crowd.

I would argue that camera truck, smartly, realized he didn't have enough room to complete the turn before the downhill truck arrived.

No, no, no. If you have had the conversation about getting married (which you should, don't just ask out of the blue), ask her what she likes. It ensures that 1) she says yes and 2) she gets what she wants. Why disappoint her?

decoding the "one-sixth of your annual salary" thing