Here's the 2001 Porsche 911 GT3:

Why did he turn?

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Sapp wasn't even cast as a former Buc, he was just auditioning to be a pirate in an ad and it worked out.

Ummm...did the question ever get answered?I stopped reading the article because it kept giving me the finger.

YES!!! It's so obvious he has no idea who he is. I also think that's what happens in the Jimmie Johnson commercial as well.

Is Sapp still a commentator for any of the studio shows? I guess I haven't seen him clean-shaven like he is in that commercial. At first I was like, "Is that supposed to be Warren Sapp?"

He's clearly throwing out a What the fuck? before they smash cut to a later moment. He probably thought Sapp was the Miller High Life guy or something

They had to put him in the pirate garb as a hint. I'm waiting for the one with Steve Young but he comes dressed like your typical golf pro asshole and the hint is the five wives he brings out with him.

hellz yeah!

That is literally a mountain of NOPE.

they have a winner... sitting... right... there (gritting teeth) and yet they don't see it. Do they have Mr. Magoo in charge or something?

People who have IDPs in their fantasy leagues are just the worst sort of people.

Mike Jones, I need to speak with you immediately regarding some very important information in your possession.

Wonder how many of them experienced a Freudian slip and accidentally tweeted "on" instead of "with."

To be clear, I do think the intent on most of them is meant well, but it's also a bit tone deaf and more than a little grounded in wanting to be recognized for being progressive. When someone tells you they're starving, you don't commiserate by telling them about the awesome steak sandwich you had for lunch.

The more #CrimingWhileWhite stories you read, the more they start to sound like humblebrags than they do like addressing inequality.

[How righteous was the 1990 Corvette ZR-1? Even Chevy couldn't help do a burnout in it for the car's press photo shoot.]

That's not even the worst in that series of commercials. At least that guy gets a real, enjoyable party.