I know that "just head uptown and street park it" isn't exciting fodder for a column, but that's really the correct answer here.

Taurus steering wheel!

Say it with me now: beltlines.

I understand how you could find their accents or inside jokes grating if you're not from New England, but as someone from a large Italian family rooted outside of Boston, it truly was like listening to my uncles shoot the shit about cars for an hour every weekend. So sad, and especially for Ray. They practically…

You tried to stick to physical bars and failed immediately by putting Reece's at the top. Also, nothing ranks below Hershey's Cookies and Cream, and that includes getting hit by a car.

That is some shitty running right there.

Wow you're right, he could have easily taken that back.

Video!

Now the question is, has he ever made a tackle to save a pick-six?

The Brown Wagon

that's a lot of fucking people for a misanthrope like yourself

That's kind of disappointing because I've never driven a Fit and have held out hope that the breathless "you know how Honda used to make great cheap cars? They still do!!!!!1!1!" crowd was at least partly onto something here.

I feel like the Camry driver was looking off to the right and didn't see the truck had moved into his lane until it was too late and then horrendously overcorrects.

It's definitely deeper than the distance between his head and the top of the roof. With a fall like that and no helmet, he could easily be knocked unconscious and drown before someone got to him.

I'd buy the hell out of that.

So, if he flipped back over and landed upside down in the water, he'd be dead, right?

Great stuff, fellow Kyle. Exceedingly well-done and deserved takedown.

I feel like this is the same Fiesta I helped my friend Jeff test out for the Daily News... makes me wish we tried some silly stuff. Great car - surprisingly strong and smooth 3-cyl there.

"Ignorance is bliss" seems apt here.

I agree that the keypad is dated, but overall Volvo makes one of the best center consoles in the bidness.