And the snowbank has yet to move! What a rude snowbank.

Alright Oppo, today I told my boss so I might as well tell everyone. The wife and I have decided to move from New York to Los Angeles in July! We plan on driving there, but first I need to buy an SUV capable of towing a 5'x8' U-Haul trailer across the country. And that’s where you lot come in!

My wife took me to a museum for some culture today. It’s funny how as Jalops we are just drawn to anything car-related in any situation.

A brown Audi A4 Avant on C4 Corvette rims before! I can’t tell if I love it or it makes the car look like a generic-y traffic model from a video game.

Called an Uber XL for five people. Mitsubishi Outlander shows up. Into the trunk I go for a fifteen mile jaunt!

I’m thinking of checking out this 2002 Subaru Outback Limited this weekend. I was planning on getting a newer car but I can finance this through good ol’ Pen Fed on the cheap. It ticks all the boxes I wanted - wagon, manual, leather, sunroof, awd. It’s super clean but I’m wary about the condition of the head gasket of…

The dual camera mode on the new iPhone is pretty groovy - not the smartest thing in the world yet but I’m sure theyre going to tweak it in future updates.

Did you vote? No? Then you can’t have any!

Also love this Electra 225 that’s been popping up in my neighborhood recently.

Douchebag in first kept putting me into the wall when I tried to pass. I could’ve spun him several times but I didn’t want to get kicked out.

Spotted out my office window. How much blow do you think has been done in there?

For all you typography nerds out there - yesterday I came home from work and booted up my laptop, only to find the default display fonts looking a little... different. It’s subtle, but if you do any kind of visual work you can see it’s off. It’s also slightly bigger, which pushes more of any web page off the screen:

Some (few) of you may recall my continuing attempts to purchase a car this year even though I live in a big city with no practical use for it. After a lot of Jalop daydreaming I’ve decided to finance a 2007-2017 sub-125k mile car so I can get a decent rate through either my bank or a company that my work contracts…

I made cookies!

My mother in law hosed down my Blazer yesterday and sent me this pic. Before you say anything about the teeny front tires, theyre a junkyard set my FIL just threw on after a puncture. Theyll be the first to go when I start throwing money at her.

You know, Simpsons style?

Wrrrrrrrrrrr