Generally ICE agents are scumbag, tiny dicked, wannabe cops who couldnt cut being a cop. Oh and ICE agents are racist scum. Fuck them all. Fuck ICE.

Cabinet member Hulkster has a nice ring to it.

the one silver lining of trumps presidency is that it has given objective proof that republicans are complete and total hypocrites.

If it had been a black liberal...

Republican thugs only know violence. Maybe if they had fathers in their homes they wouldn’t be so prone to unchecked aggression?

I like to think that her secret lover is a trump tower janitor that looks like Fabio.

“participating in the charity circuit, which is de rigeur for non-working wives of the Manhattan elite,”

You know, Roger Ailes son claims that Rog died because of the hate directed his way. Why can’t this work for trump too?

This made me realize that when Jared and Ivanka have a kid, Donald will probably be the sperm donor. Family purity and all...

It might be interesting to some to know that women directors were common in the very early days of Hollywood when there was still a strong “wild west” vibe going on in the late 19th century / early 20th century. It wasn’t until Hollywood became a formalized industry that men drove women out of the field.

I bet trumps hands are wet, cold and flabby.

Not sure how someone would hold a nub that can’t fit into a hand?

Triggered

I’m blown away that people believed he was a doctor. He looks like he’s 14 years old. Doogie Howser is a tv show.

It means the audience will spend 20 minutes listening to songs on her ipod.

Why should it go well for her? Why should she be a celebrity for acting like every teen on the planet?

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We need to find the leakers.

“Buffoon” fits perfectly.

So, I polished my skills when it came to working with difficult people. I practiced different techniques. When smiling them to death didn’t work, I moved on to ignoring them. When that didn’t work, I tried being impeccably polite and selectively obtuse. That worked, and it’s something I still do to this day.