trump does not know where he is or what he is doing. He just wants to go back to his hotel room and watch tv.

God save us from racist white men.

He left many children without parents.

This comment is dumb, therefore I must assume that you are dumb.

This is a lot of words to say something really stupid an ignorant. Crime rates are lower among illegal immigrants. And p.s. a wall will do nothing. And p.p.s. Look at google earth and take a look at the border between Mexico and America. Building a wall is absurd bullshit.

This perfectly illustrates the emptiness of rich person culture.

Finger-toes.

Snowflake.

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

Everybody poops...

Thats not a stage dive... This is a stage dive:

You are dumb. Dont vote or breed.

Your attitude is part of the problem.

Oof. Youre fyred for that pun.

Just some young ambitious bros “disrupting” the music festival scene.

Bill O’Reilly’s ex-wife swore in an affidavit that the disgraced Fox News host brutally assaulted her in their Long Island home after she discovered him half-naked and engaging in phone sex

If he removes it, his head falls off.

This was also my exact method. Except instead of using a thesaurus, I would deliberately “dumb it down” a bit. Pre-internet school was easier to get away with cheating.

I would go back and copyright the word Cthulhu.